Bush and Cheney are now fugatives
By reformedhippie. Filed in Civility, Ridiculous Yet True, White House |
Calling all cars… calling all cars. BOLO (i.e. “Be on the Lookout” for all you civilians) for Bush and Cheney! They are now wanted by the law. Where is Car 54 when you need them? To be sure, they have been indicted by the towns of Brattleboro and Marlboro in the state of Vermont.
The charges… not too sure but I think they just made up something that sounded good to them. “Crimes against the Constitution” they were called but yet no specific allegations.
Voters in two Vermont towns approved measures Tuesday calling for the indictment of President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney for what they consider violations of the Constitution.
More symbolic than anything, the items sought to have police arrest Bush and Cheney if they ever visit Brattleboro or nearby Marlboro or to extradite them for prosecution elsewhere—if they’re not impeached first.
In Brattleboro, the vote was 2,012-1,795. In Marlboro, which held a town meeting on the issue, it was 43-25 with three abstentions.
I feel sorry for those who voted against these measures. It must be really embarrassing to admit they live in Brattleboro and Marlboro. Shameful.
It is evident that there are 2,012 lunatics in Brattleboro and an additional 43 loons in Marlboro who need a keeper. Please keep them away from sharp objects and ballot boxes.
